A Lesson Learnt

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"A Lesson Learnt"   11 - 6 - 02



hey man watch me

speed through this light

oh man, shit man

i think i hit that guy

oh well fuck it

a hit and a run

let the night begin

let's start the fun!!



hey there you

come over here

where you from

you texas queer

shut the fuck up

i'll knock you out

oh fuck that shit

now you're out!!



this night has been

a shitload of fun

now it's onto

another beer run!

dammit they're closed

oh well, not far

to the nearest crowd

to the next open bar!



hey you sexxxay

slide over more

suck my dick bitch

suck it like a whore

no means yes

yes means more

now suck it bitch

i'll count to four!!



man, here i am

hugging the toilet

here i am puking

throwing up my vomit

wash my face up

on to some more

i'll keep drinking

til i hit the floor!



hay thur, dude

yah, cum nere

i can't 'ven tulk

one t'many burs

hay, yu cock

awh, BLAM! fuck...



he had a Glock.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

originally titled "Night of a Man"

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hexmaster's picture

hey man that fucking rocks it brightened my night

Mary Frost Bibbs's picture

i got ur site thru wishfulthinker's - joe's im a friend of his. this shit is so funnie lol thanks for the laugh

i also have frosty2006 which is a little dark and i have two short stories so far on teenbeaner postpoem sites

gots to go since its 1 in the morning!
xo
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Gwen F.'s picture

Hehee. Man, this sounds like the average life of somebody for real. Reminds me of these bunch of drunks I saw outside the other night. They were acting like fools and kicking a garbage can all together. It was 7 drunks against one poor little garbage can. It was really sad...