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A Christmas To Remember
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Just a thought! A Christmas To Remember
Freddy McDougal is no longer with us.
He was last seen I think,
This time, around Christmas.
He walked with a swank
And this bass-ackward cap,
He had no direction,
Let alone a good map!
He tried to act tuff,
“Mr. Wannabee Cool”
He tried lots a stuff,
This drop out from school.
With his hand on his crotch
He walked holding this cup,
Still trying to be cool,
He’d say, “Hey man, wass up?”
Lace less and belt less
And underwear showing,
Everyone told him
Where this was going!
Well, no job, no car, no
Money for the buss,
He was walking this way,
To have Christmas with us.
..As it happened, he tripped on his pants,
that’s what he did,
And fell down this sewer,
What didn’t have no lid!
We still remember his tragic end,
With a after dinner flush, we all say. . . .
“Merry Christmas My Friend”!!!
by Barry Anderson
