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The Hoarding Song
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Funny by Me The Hoarding Song
Yes, I'm a Hoarder-and my life ain't complete..
without boxes to the ceiling, and cat poop on my feet...
I wondered just the other day
what is that putrid smell?
I only counted 19 cats...it must be Jezebel!
Oh, I'm a Hoarder-and the only space I have
is a tiny little clean spot on my cat stained mattress pad...
And I sleep pretty good at night,
and mostly through the day...
strangely my only plight?
They wanna throw my stuff away!
When Christmas time comes once again,
I'll feel safe and happy here...
And once Jezebel stops stinkin'
come get yer presents, Dear!
