It has been six months
Since our ordeal,
We collaborated on a book,
it is doing well.
And Lifetime wants sreen rights
To run a special.
We have been on Oprah,
And Phil Donahue,
And we are doing things
We have always wanted to do.
We took that trip to Hawaii,
And did it with flair,
Took the kids and parents,
So we could renew our vows there.
I love the time I am now free,
to spend quality time with my family.
Well, just wanted y'all to know
We are doing well, constantly on the go.
Linda Lieaday,
if you are in the sound of my voice,
If you still want to do that interview,
I will send around the Rolls Royce.
Oh, what's that Lord???
Don't gloat.
Oh no, Lord, I remember the boat.
Linda, I am sorry, I really don't have a Rolls...
Har! Har! Har!
It is a Jaguar.
Bye y'all.