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So I just wanted a good picture with my dog.  I figured it would be great for the non-existent Christmas cards.  Of course, I have a dog that likes to photo bomb.  We never get the good picture because he always jumps in front of me with his glorious snout.

Always jumping gun

mucking up the picture frame

duo to solo

Finding it rather amusing, I decide to post a photo of the dog photo bombing me.  I use the caption:  “ Photo bombing son of a bitch.”  I get a warning from Instagram that I \should change the caption since it is similar to others that have been reported.  I’m thinking, “Really!”

No damn humor

even in the face of truth

pantyweight whiners

So I start thinking about it and decide to go with the caption:  “Photo bombing S.O.B.”.  No such luck.  I still get the message to reconsider my humor.  I elect to not post the photo at all.  It’s rather insane that you can’t even describe something for what it is.  I have a male dog.  A male dog is a son of a female dog.  Hence son of a bitch is the proper nomenclature.  I understand not wanting to post X-rated material or not wanting to post false information but now the Metaverse has a problem with the actual truth.  If you want to make the world a better place maybe worry more about people with no sense of humor whatsoever.  Laughter is probably essential if we want to ever achieve our potential greatness.

So no S.O.B.

Son of a female dog

no truth allowed

metaverse protected

from a harmless joke