ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

 

 

I thought I stumbled onto the set of a zombie apocalypse movie.  I saw many people stumbling around seeking a quick fix to their woes.  There was a lot of chanting.  An obsession with fornicating with an 80 year old man seemed a common thread..  Apparently a woman that didn’t fornicate with an 80 year old man needs to get locked up.  The red caps concealed the emptiness in their eyes.  Like the scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz, they seemed desperately in need of a brain.  But I quickly avoided their angry wrath.  I sought sanctuary in an abandoned library.  I figured I would be safe in here—at least for a little while.  The realization is rising that we don’t need to wait for a nuclear holocaust.  We can bring the apocalypse upon ourselves merely by allowing our lesser angels dictate our actions.  I hear the noise and the chanting going on outside.  I am alone in an abandoned library.  There are plenty of books in here to read.  I guess I’ll bide my time until the zombies either all go away or find the brains they so desperately need.

 

 

 

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grazie!!

grazie!!

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Equally troubling, the

Equally troubling, the worship party that saw said woman as Lady Peace despite the Raytheon and Boeing tattoos on her left wrist. I'm hiding in the woods.

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Also, I'd pray that the

Also, I'd pray that the zombies eat each other, but then there's an ethical question of - if the symptoms can be reversed - is a zombie even to blame for being a zombie? I mean, as the allegory goes, people become a zombie because another zombie bit them. And then they can't help but bite someone else. Who then, is to blame? :)

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zombies have never been known

zombies have never been known to be all that bright.  I suppose if someone could manipulate the zombies and pull strings like a puppetmaster they would be pretty powerful.