Haunted by graffiti on a bathroom wall
Staring at the words as I sit in the stall wondering just who she is
Gorgeous like nobody’s biz
Beautiful Nipples Princess inspires all
If you're a woman with beautiful nipples
Dangling there like participles
Girl, you got it made
The frequency you get laid
Will not only double, it triples!
but I stopped to consider what if it's a man with beautiful nipples?
Hmm..
If it's a man who has beautiful nipples
That's odd
For a man who has beautiful nipples
It's hard
He would probably tell us
Women, they get jealous
They don't wanna date him
They won't text, they won't phone
If you're a man who has beautiful nipples
You stand alone
And a band name was born.
Oh, I thought it was just someone that saw me take my shirt off. It would be a good name for a punk band though.
If you’re a woman..
If you're a woman with beautiful nipples
Dangling there like participles
Girl, you got it made
The frequency you get laid
Will not only double, it triples!
but I stopped to consider
but I stopped to consider what if it's a man with beautiful nipples?
Hmm..
Hmm..
If it's a man who has beautiful nipples
That's odd
For a man who has beautiful nipples
It's hard
He would probably tell us
Women, they get jealous
They don't wanna date him
They won't text, they won't phone
If you're a man who has beautiful nipples
You stand alone
And a band name was born.
And a band name was born.
Oh, I thought it was just
Oh, I thought it was just someone that saw me take my shirt off. It would be a good name for a punk band though.