THE WORST CIGAR

 

Cigars last forever

once lit

they burn and burn

it gets so that

smoke gets in your eyes

and they water

until you look

like you just watche “ Old Yeller”

tears flowing freely;

unashamedly

 

It’s the only time

a man is allowed

to cry other than

when his team loses

in the Super Bowl

 

“Look at that guy!

He’s crying.”

 

“He ain’t crying.

He’s smoking a cigar”

 

It’s that bad.

I think the worst one

was at the Village Vanguard

when I saw David Murray

and I lit an eternal cigar

 

This bitch

just burned and burned

and burned and burned

lasting the entire set.

 

I was getting sick of it

I huffed and puffed

but I couldn’t

kick this cigar

 

It got so that

I was half expecting

David Murray

to walk over

and ask me to please—

I mean, PLEASE

put that thing out

It was probably getting

in his eyes, too.

 

I had to finally

put it out

before it was finished

It finally became

more than I could take

It was the worst cigar

My eyes are still stinging

from it

Just don’t say

I was crying

 

8-21-94

 

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David Murry

And the gang at detroit jazz festival. I took the day off for "We are the World Saxophone Quaaaaaaartet" both the mid-day and pm set. No cigar though. ~S~
 


 

 

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the old World Saxophone

the old World Saxophone Quartet among others.  A true legend.