Last night’s dream
was really bizarre
an old childhood chum
committed an accidental murder
and was on the lam
I decided to be
a true friend
and help him escape
we were being chased
thru a warehouse
and skillfully hiding
and working our way
towards an escape truck
co-workers from
my past 5 jobs
were collectively
either trying to help
or trying to catch us
(hint: most of the bad guys
were managers
or wanna be Koch Brothers)
we snuck our way
thru soda machines
and clothing racks
till we found the back
of a truck that
were heading out of Dodge
there was a girl
I used to work with
crying over my leaving
there was a bed
by the gate exit
(hey, it’s a dream)
I felt horny
and wanted to do her
but the truck was leaving
so I put my lust aside
and made my escape
the truck turned
into a train
& when it stopped
we were in Germany
they were checking I.D.
so we bribed a guard
to get through
but then we were driving
in America
and everyone knew
I had been framed
We were folk heroes
on the lam
We ran into a girl
I sorta know
and she joined our cause—
then the alarm clock
roused me from this glory
I must admit
it was hard getting motivated
to go to work this morning
2-14-96
train to truck
You need a wife.
I keep moving to avoid having
I keep moving to avoid having to take on a wife