TOTALLY USELESS ITEM

 

dishes pile up

in the kitchen sink

and I feel

no motivation

to do anything

 

I sip a beer

and drink Barenjager

not feeling much

like moving a muscle

 

the dishes will wait

if there’s any cockroaches

they’ll be fed tonight

and I don’t care

one way of the other

 

I sip the beer

and look at a yard glass

I bought

at a beer festival

 

It holds 3 pints

When will I ever use it?

probably never

will I drink that much

of the same beer 

in one sitting

 

I’m now the proud owner

of a totally useless item

and I can’t even get up 

for the occasion       


9/29/95

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

based on a true story

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Morningglory's picture

Useless item

You could always just put a pint in it. 


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georgeschaefer's picture

yeah, but a simple pint glass

yeah, but a simple pint glass would work better.