ONE PLY TOILET PAPER

 

Well, it’s been hard here

in these European countries.

 

I guess I’m more

solidly entrenched in America

than I care to admit.

 

I guess that’s something

that you really can’t get around.

You gotta deal with it

sometime each and every day

 

I like a lot of things

about this continent

 

It’s less of a rat race

People are less self conscious

and less judgmental

and the women—

we won’t go there today

 

but the single ply toilet paper

well, that’s pretty harsh

to deal with on a full time basis

 

I need my two ply

and for that

I will not apologize.

 

10-22-97   Brussels

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

What can I say?  I'm delicate.

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Morningglory's picture

Ha

You sound like my guy. I kept buying the one ply for septic safe but some tooshes are indeed sensitive.


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georgeschaefer's picture

I've since learned that

I've since learned that someone came out with three ply.  Now that's just decadent.  Thanks for dropping by.

allets's picture

3-Ply Decadence

Sounds like my kind of opulence. I remember issues in England too. We are Pampered is all. - slc

 

 


 

 

georgeschaefer's picture

I haven't gotten that soft

I haven't gotten that soft yet but I'm getting there