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JERSEY VINNIES
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EVEN WHORES HAVE FEELINGS
Watching a scene
from a Harold & Kumar flick
& they are tormented
at convenience store
by ruffians appropriating Apu’s
“Thank you, come again.”
Thank you,
Douchebag Jersey Vinnies
for desecrating a legend.
But we all know them
Everybody knows
that guy named Vinnie
from New Jersey.
Could be the Pine Barrens,
Rahway, Trenton, the shore:
That churlish lout
that has to
say the wrong thing;
has to pick
on the Asian kid
or whoever else is different.
That Natty Ice Light drinking,
NASCAR watching,
Donald J Trump voting rube.
We all know a Jersey Vinnie
& few of us
can claim
our lives are better for it.
If
I had seen a Harold and Kumar flick I'd understand more. Jist is good. The definition of "rube" was cool. - slc
Seeing the movie helps but I
Seeing the movie helps but I was just referring to a degree of ignorance in a lot of people. I intentionally used Jersey because it's a very liberal state but they have quite a few people that mirror ones from states where the cliches come from.