Watching the U.S. softball team

 dispatch the Canadian team 6-1


Iā€™m noticing

that softball players pat

each other on the backside

as often 

as baseball players do.


And I never noticed this 

watching baseball

but the uniforms

do make butts look nicer.


I have to admit

I found it less distressing

than watching 

snuff spitting dudes doing it.


It may make me shallow

but I suppose 

it also reveals my humanity.


Author's Notes/Comments: 

sometimes I just can't help myself.

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allets's picture

Good Eye

Now, we non-sports watchers know what to watch when we are dragged to a game.