Bieber Goes Gaga Over LeTourneau

Listening to this kid can give me a headache fast,
How did he miss Mrs. LeTourneau's class?
He's crying some song about superficial love but
who really cares about paisley doves!

hum, hum, hum, ho, ha, blah!
Please don't hit me with that Lady Gaga!
Poker Face, what a joke,
I rather watch "Up in Smoke"!

Music today is gum insane,
candy cane, choo-choo train.
Spam ma lam, weak ol' jam,
dry as melba, left in rain.

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Bieber Goes Gaga...

K, this is a hoot! Thanks for posting. I share your opinion re: today's music. It seems as if the new "artists" can only emulate instead of create...a little sad..., but a really fun poem...:) :) :)