In bars, lets not forget those unfortunate
Potted ferns that have sucked up more tequila
Than Jose Cuervo, Che Guevera, Clint Eastwood
Combined into a single siphoning succulent
Potted plants, besotted begonias and other
Unfortunate decoratives, wilting in bars
In bars, iniebriated impatiens
In our attempts to keep sober, the spider plant
Drips Jack Daniels to the floor, the ploy
Is achieved, paid for, and undrunk
I dug this poem...fresh and original!