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The Origin Of The High Five
Jesus Christ (JESUS CHRIST PRINCE OF PEACE Deluxe Action Figure With FISH) invented the High Five after his resurection according to a revelation by Christopher Pinault at an Isotopes softball game on June 16, 2009. The Isotopes were in the midst of a defeat at the hands of their hated rivals and arch nemesis the Bulldogs, when Christopher wondered just who could have invented such a powerful expression of joy as the High Five. Just then, Christopher answered his own question, as if compelled by the divine, he declared that Jesus Christ himself invented the high five to applaud his disciples for their good works. This belief was not meet without skepticism...but as Christopher dolled out the high fives the 'Topes began a thrilling comeback scoring six times in the top of the sixth for the victory.
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Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard for his birthday, the other wise men were uber jelious of such an immense gift that they had all mention of him removed from the bible....... they later died of strange roundhouse related injuries.............. True story
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Yeah, I read about that too.
Yeah, I read about that too. I think it was the Gnostic Apocrypha of Chuck? Been so long since I read any of the apocrypha, I'll have to go back and check..
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I always wanted to know who inveted the high five. Now I know. :D - allets
The more you know...
The more you know...