Someone ask me to paint them nude...
I said sure, send me a head shot
with age , weight and tatoo placement.
She said wait, she wanted a "nude portrait."
I said well, the head shot gives me hair, skin
and eye color, the age tells me how many
wrinkles, weight is how big to make your butt,
Tatoos tell me where to mark out reality,
The rest is pretty much universal.
She said, "But what if I don't want a bush?"
I said, "Honey, you'll have to take care of
that yourself, I'm just the painter!"...
Haha, I love this, bit
Haha, I love this, bit cheeky, a little rude, but fun. :-)
interesting... I like it
interesting... I like it