My ode to the likes of Joel Osteen, fake preacher

this one goes out to the like of Joel Osteen

who personally I find obscene

taking the big man's name in Vain

stealing cash; faking healing of pain

and he drives a red Ferrari too

Jesus never had a donkey too

didn't need one, had a spaceship

toured Asia before his middle eastern kick

 

and everything in the Bible is a lie

one thing about him he couldn't die

he showed Rome up laughing on the cross

exiled him, nephew for resemblance took the loss

cos the church needed a death for their cult

to aid and abet their human disempowerment

 

but Sananda who was Jesus is back soon

to usher in a humanity boon

and he's going to out all the fake preachers

who will all be exiled to the bleachers

you have to give him every dime

to have any chance of a life

 

you been robbing your followers for years

by telling them what they wanted to hear

your only in the game for profit

just when are you going to stop it?

Your not the only one to get both barrels

all monotheism, founded with low morals

 

the big man's got 4 billion in the bag

cos his return will make them glad

you better not robbed any life savings

cos when outed as a fraud:cravings

of the families you have robbed

cos I'm betting some are crack shots

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