Insanity Rant of Jan. 26, 2009

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Mwahaha!!! Watch me rant. Ugg, I wish that I had something… maybe not pills, since I have decided to retaliate and not want any more pills. Ha!! That will show all of them suckers. Screw them and the horses the rode in on!!! Yeah me for quoting The Dark Tower!!! Oh well. One thing is for sure, my craving for jonathan crane fanfiction has not yet gone away. I Want More!!! More I say!!! Oh well. And do you know what I have discovered?? I think I have a small crush on Harvey Dent!! How about that!! A crush on Two-Face… oh well. As if I didn’t already have a ginormus crush on crane before… but after seeing The Dark Knight, it was like, Must Have Shirt With Harvey Dent On It!!! Weird. I think I have also taken a shine to Edward, or Eddums, as they call him, mainly because of that series of fanfics that included him… made me happy. I want to see Repo! The genetic opera… AND MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN!!!!! Grrr… from what I can see, it should be in stores by now, but do blockbuster or cashwise have them??? NO!!! for fucks sake… hey, I wonder why that didn’t capitalize.. who cares. Ha!! Oh, I see why. There aint no space there!!! Ha!! Ha I say!!! … dot dot dot… heh… look at all the words Word says I am misspelling… yeah!!! I didn’t misspell that though. Or that. I am queen!! Or so I say. I should send in that dare, that would make me insanely (wow, I spelled that right!!!) happy… Crane. *happy sigh*UGG!! That makes me despise Lyle Bolton so much, I wanna  hurt him, like he hurt Crane. Err… make me angry. How could he do that to him???? And all of the others for that matter. As is Edward would stand any better chance, though Crane is a bit bigger threat than Edward… and there is Jervis… now it says I spelled it right… oh well. Stupid word. It cant dictate what is or isn’t spelled right!!!! Mwahaha!!! Such as that. That is not misspelled. “What part of “mwahahahahahaha!!!” do you not understand?” yeah. Such a loverly quote. He, I shall leave it like that and make word think that I spelled it wrong!!! Even though I did. I shall never admit defeat!!! NEVER I SAY!!! Heh, this is highly amusing… I want to mention Jigsaw, though I don’t know what to mention. Oh!!! I know!!! That would make a wicked awesome tattoo… to get a jigsaw piece, as if I had failed, to make it look like I was missing a chunk of skin in the shape of a jigsaw piece.. sweet! Either that or that symbol that I cant the sign of the white!!! Ha!! I thought of it as I was typing that I couldn’t think of what it was called. Or Gir. To get a Gir tattoo would be insanely awesome. Heh, I spelled that right again. I like that phrase… insanely happy… it corrected my typo… HOW DARE IT DO THAT!!!! … oh well. Huh. I am sleepy. Maybe I should actually try and get to sleep before 8 in the morning… seeing how its only approaching (wow, I spelled that right) 6 in the morning…  I think I shall have to post this on postpoems, so people can see how insane I am… BECAUSE I AM INSANE DAMMIT!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE MY INSANITY!!! *cough* yeah. Am I done? I think I might be done… though I can never be sure. Wait, yes I can. It will come to me if I am done, and obviously I must not be done, seeing as how I continue to type… why? I have no idea. I do like typing though, it is fun. Maybe, when I finally get the motivation to go and find a job, I shall get a typing job. Though I would still love to get a job in a library… for that would make me truly happy. Yes. Yes it would. Wow, look at how much I’ve written!! This is so much fun, just typing whatever comes to my mind, like how I love jonathan crane a little bit too much… but then again I love a lot of fictional characters way too much… such as my new obsession with Jigsaw… for I find him cooly awesome… for he is so. Or at least I think so. And I don’t know why I am constantly putting myself dancing in his presence… as he works on deathtraps I dance to whatever music… and then I sit in his lap and I talk to him… yeah, that is wrong on so many levels. But that is who I am, so who am I to say any different. I think my mom would like it if I were to say different, were she to see that, but oh well. Am I done yet? I think I might be done now… umm…. Yes. I am done.

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This rant was done at between around 5:30 am and 6 am. I had been reading some of my old stuff on here, and wanted to do a rant before I fell asleep, seeing as how running out of my pills has rendered me nocturnal... so hope you enjoy! I had to share this.

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