Wish you were here
Lovely and hot
Except for the fact
I was sent here to rot.
The company’s good
Bush is here, and Blair too
And I’m here, so,
Why aren’t you?
Wish it had been
Australia instead
But still, I’m ‘Down Under’
And I’ve got a warm bed.
Anyway, see you soon,
Goodbye and farewell.
Maybe next time I won’t
Send you a postcard from Hell.
This is my favorite poem of yours so far. It's the perfect blend of sarcasm and humor.