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Many are born Idiots.

Once again I have received an e-mail purporting to have come from Google I am again a winner of a few thousand pounds sterling. This is my fifth supposed win. Like all of the others I have deleted it but this time I have sent a small token of my appreciation to the sender telling him or her to drop dead. Now I am afraid that my conscience is going to give me hell for retaliating in this way.

What I wonder would you have done after all they only want all of my details, Bank and bank number? Full details of my account what sex I am. I must admit this caused me to smile. On all official documents with this question of my sex. I always answered YES PLEASE. Must I ask my wife first?

The emails from the ladies of the night I am eighty four years of age and NO I am not interested in sex either with thin or skinny women or with fat rolly poly types. I am married to a most beautiful lady who has been my partner for the last sixty years and three months. In all of that time I have not felt the need or the desire to have sex with any other woman. Please resist the urge to pervert me at my age.

To all of those shops that are flooding my emails with offers of all kinds of household rubbish, Let me tell you at my age I need nothing that is not in my home right now. The same goes for all of the temptations to buy a new car. I ask myself what with, My lovely wife and I exist on an old age pension we have no monies to spend or waste on anything that is not a necessity.

No I am not

pleading for money or help in any way swhatsoever. I just want all of the stupid emails to stop. Wishing you all a very happy and merry Christmas. Bern