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Never get drunk at a corporate function.

Especially when you are representing your work.



We were there to collect

an award for healthy eating.

A good food Merit award.



Ah, but big Anne liked a good swallow.

The free wine was hard to resist.

She liked to stand out in a crowd too

and she did, with her red tartan suit

with the skirt a tad too short and

wild black bouffant hair

all pilled up high

stinking of hair spray.

With her blue eye shadow

and ruby lips

and tits straining

against the white

blouse buttons.

She certainly was a picture.



It was getting near the end

when his Lordship

finally

got round to meeting us.

His big gold chain of

office  hanging around

his ample neck.

I shook his fat hand first

and then it was the turn

of big Anne.

I couldn"t believe what

she said, in fact

my jaw just dropped.



"I have never met a Mayor before,

but i"ve known a few stallions!"