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Dear person of interest, you
have memorized your statistics
your life entire so it should come
as no surprise that your birth date
is wrong and you are actually
ten years younger. You are no
longer eligible for retirement
and must work until you are
actually sixty five.

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Dear lady with zits and no address,
it should come as no surprise that you
should have lived in the finest house
in the best neighborhood in the
greatest nation on earth for the past
ten years. Your letter regarding
your inheritance was lost in the
mails. Your eviction notice is attached.

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Dear Mr. Smith, your wife has contacted
us and we wish to inform you that
you have a son who is running for President
of the United States. Unfortunately, he
does not know you and asks that you
not contact him for political reasons.

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Dear reader, the above fictions could
be true somewhere in some other
universe, along some alien timeline
so please disregard this notification as
we are not responsible for any contents

existing within this time space continuum.

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Thank you for your cooperation,
the Magician of Mischief, the keeper
of the flame of hope and loss, the
sergeant of mayhem or distrust,
malfeasance, and general chaos.
If you are reading this now, you are
wasting time. Please desist immediately
or lose IQ points geometrically.

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Lady A

09-19-12

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