.
After three hours on your feet washing
dishes, pulling out every ingredient
for a cookie imaginable, the legs
scream out that this inhumane treatment
is not conducive to a happy holiday.
.
A masochistic marachino cherry inventor
made monsters that when quartered take
lots of diligence to get centered in the cookie
dough balls sitting like marching band
members in even rows on the cookie
sheet.
.
After four hours, the arms begin to cramp
and the fingers convulse and freeze
in skewered positions in protest of too
much fine motor skill work: the stirring,
whipping, beating, arranging,
measuring.
.
Elves invented measuring spoons
and cups to haunt our dreams
and make living in the kitchen the day
before Thanksgiving a marathon
that produces little crunchy eatables
to delight little munchers and big
munchers too.
.
Lady A
11-24-16
1018a
.
Someday
I really want to eat your cookies.
Copyright © JessterStarshine
That Is Soooooo Sweet!
Sitting here munching on one of the blueberry-cherry coconut pecan bars right now. Yum!
will you be my grandma,
will you be my grandma, stella?
I'm 66
If you are 54 the math may not work out. Honoraray grandma works though :D
54?
i'm 20. we can make this work.
That's Funny
.
may all your days be filled with sunshine and cookies. :D
Don't you eat turkey too on Thanksgiving ?
©bishu
A Little For Me This Year
Fell into barbecue and ham, greens, and yams; not one spoonfull of mac and cheese. I was actually not stuffed (or sleepy) when it was over. everyone pitched in to do dishes. This goes on all over USA and it is one of the things that makes us still great! - Lady A -