People always talk
about moral decline
and the fall
of the Roman Empire.
Now, the Romans
were slave owners
who fed Christians
to the lions.
What moral decline,
exactly are we talking about?
So I’m supposed
to not have a problem
with enslaving the Jews
& feeding Christians to the lions
for entertainment
But I’m supposed
to be upset
if a couple hippies smoke a joint
while listening to Mothers of Invention discs
or if a gay couple
moves in and puts up
lavender curtains.
It would be nice
if someone bothered
to explain the logic of this to me.