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I sometimes hear

guys saying:

“If I could suck my own dick,

I would never leave the house.”

Well, I can’t say

that I wouldn’t

if I could;

it’d be just too tempting

but curiosity killed the cat

or so they say

or maybe avarice or narcissism

but it’s hard to imagine

never leaving the house again

I suppose my mouth

would be more efficient

than my hand

but I still think

I’d want to walk outside

in Autumn air

or gentle summer sunshine

getting your rocks off

is one thing

but only one thing

so I questions these lines

clichés are amusing

but enough is enough

I often wonder

just how much thought

goes into these things

12-11-97