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I haven’t had

the Batman dream

in quite awhile.


That was always

my favorite recurring dream

in my early adult life.


The basic gist of the dream

is that I would be Batman

with uniform and Bat Cave and all.


Of course,

I wasn’t a very good Batman.

I was more interested

in making time with Catwoman

than preventing crime.


Then people ask the obvious:

Which Catwoman was it?

Was it Julie Newmar or Eartha Kitt

or Lee Merriweather or Michelle Pfieffer

or Anne Hathaway?



I’m truly a whore

because it always rotated 

among the different CatWomen.



All of them (including Haile Berry)

appeared in at least one dream

and truth be told

I’ve yet to select a favorite.




Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is when you keep hitting the snooze button and hoping you can get into a dream loop and stay in the dream.

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