Forum Game: King of the Hill

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Okay so for those of you who don't know this game, the way it works is that one person starts as the King of the Hill, and you post how you take it away from them. So for example Joe: I walk onto the hill, Im king. Billy: I take a baseball bat and make you run away, Im King. The point of this game is just to be creative in how you take over the hill.
*Note*
Anything goes, orbital space lasers, Satan, hell even some alien race,

So anyone wanna play?

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Time's Up

You've been king for a very long time

now it's someone else's turn, and

It might as well be mine.

I'm asking one time nicely

for you to step aside

or I'll shoot you with my taser

and tell everyone how you cried.

It will ruin your reputation,

you'll be a laughing stock

everyone will call you

the wimpiest king on the block.

 

 

 

 

 

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you stand upon your hill,

you stand upon your hill, youd better hold your crown
cause I'm flipping this hill upside down
my machine gun mouth spitting rounds
defending north east west and south
my position up here is devout
this is me vacating you get the fuck out

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WIN

readmy5tuff's picture
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just win

just win

xxDomisexx's picture
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Your rhymes are quite epic, I

Your rhymes are quite epic,
I respect your might,
But your ethic,
And your will to fight,
Leave me without my hill,
So now it is war,
And as you sit in chill,
I bury you under the floor.
I warn you good sir,
Stay away while we still concur.

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i could wip out the

i could wip out the adjectives
but i prefer the verbs
only after i kick your ass
will you hear my words
whispering in your ear
you look at me to ask
"what did you say"
just before i launch your ass
into the air from a trebuchet
but it dont end this way
no you see ill tie you to
the devise
so when it swings, well
you know it ends your life

-my hill

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So you created a hill so you

So you created a hill so you could be king
Forgetting that lofty heights are a relative thing
From the foot of my Mountain tis but a step down
To kick you off your mole hill and take up your crown.

Parthenogenesis is as parthenogenesis does.

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a doorway etched in the

a doorway etched in the fabric of time

what appears to have appeared your eyes have found

its trance is aluring and beyond is hypnotizing

a step, a dream, a moment, and the hand on your back 

a king was once, abd a king will be again

'tis I 

the once and future who has pushed you into 

the void.

Do you remember why we're here?