Brainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooners Shoving Their Religion Down Everybody Else’s Throats

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Brainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooners Shoving Their Religion Down Everybody Else’s Throats

a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen

(In this poem I am not talking about all Christians, just the crazy fanatical ones!)

I'm not concerned with the afterlife!
I'm trying to avoid the afterlife as long as possible!
I'm kissing my bosses' ass (for stingy wages) and trying to avoid joining the hordes of unemployed!

No, I'm not concerned about no eternal home in heaven, I'm just trying to do the best I can to keep my own home away from the stealing thieving hands of the banksters! Everywhere you look those banksters are stealing American homes…

Oh, what's that? You don't like Muslims?! Oh how peaceful & tolerant & brotherly love of you and all that! I guess you love the American war machine stomping all over the people in Vietnam – I mean Afghanistan!

(Hail to the Warlord-in-Chief! You better! You know they're spying on us!)

And you want to complain to me about two guys holding hands while they're walking down the sidewalk? That's your biggest problem?? If that's your biggest problem you ain't got no problems!

You want to "waaaaa-waaaaaa-waaaaaa" to me about two guys holding hands & "sinful" homosexuality and all that? You think I care??

I’ll tell you what's got me mad! The politicians (of both parties) just gave the military the right to detain Americans indefinitely without a trial – it makes me think of Guantánamo Bay prisons across this nation from sea to shining sea!

Like there' s not enough people in jail already! 1 out of every 4 people in jail in the world is in jail in the USA, mostly because of drugs!

And now they're talking about putting drones in the sky over America! It'll be like Afghanistan & Pakistan – only a lot closer!

But you want to "waaaaa-waaaaaa-waaaaaa" to me about two guys holding hands while they're walking down the street. Do you really expect me to care? Oh they're going to hell are they? Personally, I think were already living in hell!

Hardly anybody's got a pension anymore! And now they're saying that Social Security is going to be insolvent soon. I don't know about you but I'm not exactly looking forward to the idea of eating out of garbage cans when I'm old!

But even though the government is supposedly broke they got nearly $1 trillion dollars to giveaway to the rich in endless bailouts! And you know the war profiteers are raking in the dough! (Ain’t nothing changed!)

Meanwhile people can’t afford to pay their medical copayments! They're going without medical care! That's because these insurance companies are raking in the dough too!

But you're still going on & on about all this "homosexual sinning"! You tell me it's against the Bible and all that, like I really care! I remember reading in the Bible two women getting their father drunk and having sex with him – that's incest!!! Are you suggesting that all young ladies have sex with their father because it's in the Bible? What's that? You want me to give 10% of my income to the pastor of the church?? Man, you better get back on that Mayflower and go back to where you came from!

No, I ain’t got no problem with Jesus Christ, but the bigotry you’re preaching ain’t got nothing to do with Jesus Christ!

Copyright 2012 by Wolf Larsen

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Ha ha this looney toon begs to differ!

A chicken shit is a chicken shit no matter if your religious or not but what's so different about the looney toons and you shoving this opinion down a throat? Are you scared of believing something? Waaaah waaaaah waaaaah! A believer said this waaaaaah waaaaaaah waaaaaah a believer said that. Let them believe what they want you can too. But at the end of the day we all sound like lunatics if we all rant and rave you're both trying to save eachother from each other and you both have a case. Don't lump all looney tunes together there's freaks in every corner who speak loudly and sometimes blindly, but try it before you knock it. Or knock me. Love is love gay or straight lust is lust gay or straight, temptation is temptation gay or straight. I don't think anyone chooses to be gay or crippled or different, and god may or may not make mistakes, I dont believe god does, I dont think god is a man or an idea of man. I am glad you don't have a problem with Jesus. I don't have a problem with agnostics and atheists worry me. Talking about having a world that's right for you is a fair call but never a fair situation.

I kiss my bosses ass to keep my money, I have 3 jobs
And want a nice home to un cram my family,

Fanatics can't live with em, and life is so boring without them!

(fanatics of all kinds hypocritical Christians and any other passionate being)
I love your rants hope you can take mine! Thanks for the great read, and yes I do think some Christians over do it! Cheers SS

Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."