Passed on by H. Pani
The pastor on vacation went bearhunting in Canada.. all day not a single sighting nor
trail.. toward evening in disgust he threw down his rifle and went to the
river for a drink. Suddenly behind him he heard rustling. There was a massive grizzly
angrily coming toward him. The pastor prayed: "Jesus Jesus please make this bear now a Christian." Suddenly the bear looked upward and raised his arms... and said "Thank you Lord for this meal I'm about to receive."
Footnote: President Rooevelt is remembered more for the
1 bear cub he and his hunting party had orphaned but protected (who became to the public Teddy's bear or a teddy bear) but the 800 that he had shot.