** THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO URINAL **

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my debating friend

in todays law, written in the bible

there are many laws, according to urinal

to dishonour these laws, would be a sin

where the contradictions never end, or begin!



1)  thou shalt not bite and draw blood

2)  thou shalt not be a dom or a sub

3)  thou shalt not give pleasure and pain

4)  thou shalt not harm or main

5)  thou shalt be narrow-minded and ignorant

6)  thou shalt be simple plain and obediant

7)  thou shalt hold no opinions of their own

8)  thou shalt in pleasure not cry and moan

9)  thou shalt not be a cannible and feed

10) thau shalt not give consent or tease



---paul 5:7:16

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to my dearest friend, Urinal, with love Ignobelle!

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