my girlfriend said she was putting me on a diet,

no more sugar she said,

well one day she was at work

i was dog sitting while she worked

i got so hungry for some candy

loaded up the dog and went to the store

yeap,i bought a whole bag of candy

went home and i was in hog heaven

watching the game eating candy

well time for her to get home so i hid the candy

she came in and sit beside me,have you been eating candy

hell no honey i`m on a diet

well a few minutes later that damn dog

came into the living room carrying that bag of candy

she screamed out i knew you was eating candy

i jumped up and said

damn that`s the smartest dog i have ever seen the damn thing went to the store and bought a bag of candy

she looked back at me

and asked whos credit card the dog used,,,hers