Last nite driving home from a party
I seen a strange lite in the sky
at first i thought it was a plane.
But then it landed in front of my car
it looked like a three story motel
with a rotating bar.
I slammed on the brakes and stopped the car
and i jumped out to run,hell before i could
make it to that bar a green thing grabbed me
and throw ed me back in the car.
Well hell i did`nt know what to do, so i reached
into the cooler and pulled out a brew, well he
must have liked it, after he drank a 12 pack he
ate the can`s.
Well he opened the cooler looking for more brew
i was out, i did`nt know what to do, so i reached
under the seat and pulled out that bag of weed
i figured a pound would be all we would need.
we fired up a joint and listened to the
Marshall tucker band, after four joints he fell
out of the car then he stumbled toward that
rotating bar.
Well before he left he stole the rest of my weed
hell he figured that's all they would need.
He fired up that ship and headed toward the sky
he did`nt offer to pay for the weed,hell, he did`nt
even tell me goodbye ...
lol that made me laugh.
*~Be Legendary ~ Ian Mascoe*
thank you for the visit,appreciate it
ron parrish
Who keeps a pound of stuff under their seat - yeah, that part. :D
only a red neck,maybe it was an ounce,thank you for the visit
ron parrish