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RE: The Brilliant "Buy up all the lighters in the world" Idea we discussed earlier...

I know what you're thinking... that lady is crazy... but maybe in the right way... hear me out...

This morning I paid $7.99 for a pack of 5 lighters @ the Bashas in town, something I used to pay $2.99 for @ the Walmart across the street where I haven't bought them recently because I hoarded them years ago and finally nearly almost ran out... Survival tip #1 Never forget to say your prayers... Survival tip #2 Never let the fire go out... unless you can shoot fire out of your fingertips... 

hmmm let's call it My Sweet Dakini's Mutual Fund...

taglined "Plenty to Have, Plenty to Give Away"...

ompadmakrodhaaryajambhalahridayahumphet...

ommmmm

PS - You might not always carry an ember around in your pocket, but someday you might have to start a fire...

and one more thing... the one calling himself robinhood is an imposter... THE Robin Hood would never demand anyone bend the knee... which leads me to Survival tip #3 Never cooperate with the forces of Tyranny & Oppression...

rsvp... I just got the meaning of surreal...

and signs & portents...