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damn,

my name is abraham

i am from amsterdam

and so is my diaphragm

for this is what i like to cram

i eat the clams in buckingham

got my finger stuck in a doorjamb

so give me my cardiogram



it's so bizarre. i'm a boxcar

or maybe a brontosaur

when i munch my caviar

i sniff my crowbar

while i puff my cigar

i am the commissar

meet you at the boulevard

with my avatar



i am a truck

or maybe a duck

i run amok

dumbstruck

while i upchuck

for when i cluck

they are so awestruck



it is you i throw in the ditch

go and cross-stitch

before i am tempted to bewitch



sit in the cockpit

you dimwit

give me casserole

i need aerosol for the charcoal



i do declare

i have no hair

my noggin is bare

i'm no billionaire

but i paid my airfare

a trip to delaware

to sell me some cookware

for a broken armchair



for abraham am i, i do clarify

my piece of pie will dissatisfy

a lonely guy

by and by

to verify

is to classify

until i die