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Careful with those girdles
my heart is racing, my head is spinning
my eyes are blurring,and my speech is not exact
is this what you call a heart attack
cuz if so, let me pray and look at you
my breathes are slowing, my hands are numbing
my feet included too,my stomach turning,
I feel like vomiting, this is not a joke I know
and if so, let me pray and look at you
thought I was dying, so I was contemplating
of what to say to you,but in a second a miracle
happened and I felt a lot better too, so I ask my
Doctor as to what has had happened, only to tell me
"ma'm I'm afraid your girdle suffocated you"...LOL
Boy I'm glad women don't usually wear those any more.......the were a hell of a struggle.....lol
Hi Vilma,
Those girdles were a pain.
I used to wear them, almost
choked me to death. I took it
off and threw it away. Then I
went to panty hose. They did
the trick. Laughed when reading
your poem. Real cute.
Heather
It did dudj,it did....to be vain and loving it.
hahahahahaa,this is so cute,did this really happen?
Dudjie E.
What a terible predicament to find yourself in, Vilma. I had to laugh....especially as I was a fitter of bras and girdles for a number of years. If anyone asked us what we did for a job we told them we were meat packers.
Smile.. it is the cheapest facelift.