UselessTies

Michael Freeman

What I want you to know about me...: I'm actually a genius drug cartel known for shooting heroin with my ass and killing Communist spies with my demon fire breath. That's what I want you to know about me.
About My Navel: Actually I have signed a confidentiality agreement with my navel.
Website(s) or Email: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=637597405
http://www.youtube.com/user/UselessTies150
Favorite Stuff (poets, poems, quotes, hobbies, etc.): I have a particular fondness for Reese's Pieces. Their chocolate to peanut butter ratio is just right.