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Cinco De Mayo is a Hallmark holiday based completely around the usefulness of miracle whip. Through out history mayonnaise has been used as instruments and even worshiped by the gods. Now it is known as one of the most satisfying of table condiments. Not to be mistaken as condoms. For mayonnaise has been also used as birth control before latex was even thought to be invented. It has a slightly more sexual arousing synthetic sister element. called KY Jelly. But many still prefer old fashioned mayonnaise on their dicks. The symbolical meaning behind the mayonnaise in the sink is to show appreciation for the Spanish prince Count de Mayo. who owned the largest mayo plantations in eastern Asia. for discovering the country that was once called Cinco witch is now more commonly referred too as Canada. witch largest export was kitchen sinks. ISNT HISTORY FUN. NOW YOU KNOW.