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Attitudes
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Once Upon A Thought Attitudes
Are like 40-Flavors
- 1 bag of fortune cookies
- 2 bags of shit
('cause somebody about to get hit)
One day some one questioned
My being a vegetarian
Question: "So, you mean to tell me,
you eat no kind of meat?"
After reaching into
My bag of attitudes
The fortune read:
- 'If you don't like the answer,
don't ask the question.'
Then came my reply
Answer: "The only meat I eat is female."
Now this took them for a loop
They couldn't believe this
Was said cool, calm, serious
And not a smile in place
One day I decided to take
This particular 8hr work shift
Out of my daily routine
Told my boss - "Have a family emergency
that needs my attention."
Question: "Well, what type of an
emergency is it?"
(you feeling me on this one)
After reaching into
My bag of attitudes
The fortune read:
- 'Ask me no questions, I tell you no lies.'
Then came my reply
Answer: "My dog died?have to
take him to the Vet."
Now - I don't have a dog
But, who the hell is he
To ask me
About an emergency
In my family
Like I said...
Attitudes
Are like 40-Flavors
- 1 bag of fortune cookies
- 2 bags of shit
('cause somebody about to get hit)
I really like this piece because it's very straight forward..Too many people today want to get in our business..
This is one of my all time favorites
written by you, it has "attitude"
written all over it, I truly LOVED
this poem...
My friend, I totally feel you on this piece. I hope you don't mind but this is one to post in my office at work. Some people really need to feel this message. One
RaiLa