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2001 GOD!!!!
I turned on my TV and what do I see
Those dumb televangelists preaching to me
Would God really send me his words through these dorks
Sometimes I just wanna stab them all with forks
They sit on their thrones, and speak to the poor
They collect so much money for their rich marble floor
For their big golden jewels and their stupid VIPS
For their even bigger buildings, they just rip up more trees
Can God really see this, does He sit there and laugh
Those stupid little nitwits proud of their 'craft'
Do people really follow them? Those 'ministers' with pink hair
What about the audience, do they just sit and stare?
They wear too much make-up, and have tacky clothes
They have pimpish suits and runs in their hose
How could people believe that God speaks through clowns
Those annoying televangelists with their lavishing gowns
With their gold and their silver, and gemstones galore
Speaking so loudly to the weak and the poor
I tell you it pisses me off when I see
Such dumb televangelists preaching to me
This was a funny poem I really liked and and I also really dont like those loud mouth dorks
Positively affecting others is the best way to be infectus
HAHAHAHAHA! I just have to say that was the funniest(and truthful) poem I've ever read! I loved it!
I just discovered you. I am angry at myself that I did not so earlier. You are tooooo... good for words. Fantastic sense of humour. Enjoyed the flow to hit direct at the double standards.
Awesome poem!!! I completely understand it, it has such wonderful form and I think it's really great that you feel the same as I do because these frauds are so fake it's ridiculous!!! Really good topic!!!
--Carey
beautiful work .
Great poem and honest...makes me wonder how any poor soul could be swindled into giving them all their property and money for "salvation". I've heard it said salvation is free for the asking.
I agree with some of this, tho there are some legit ones out there, but not many. I wonder if they have stained glass in their Rolls Royces! LOL I enjoyed the humor in this!