Been stuck on this bed for 6 days
Flat of my back
Like a overworked whore
Been fighting off killer bees
Blocking Chinese stars
mental Koreans are throwing
While this old couple fondles me
With hot s'mores
I never been harder
My toes cramping
As everything suddenly stops
Door slowly opens
A 3'10 midget chick
Naked and shaved
Holding a slice of carrot cake
With a devish grin appears
And for the first time I'm a believer
This is funny great sense of
This is funny great sense of humor thank you for the laugh.