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PIG HAIKU



Miss Piggy is promised

an Oscar.. and recoils

in terror upon seeing

the Oscar Mayer mobile

waiting

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The hot dog bun is

the coffin they

contemplate

for Miss Piggy

**

Formaldehyde is

the red dye number

2.

**

The coffin silk

lining is mustard.

**



In Madison Wisconsin,

1100 pigs an hour go

screaming to their deaths

at Oscar Mayer

**

In North Carolina, Smithfield,

the world's biggest auschwitz

for pigs, has a concentration

camp which causes agony for

animals

**

In Ohio, big city mayors

promote ribs festivals which

violate the beliefs of many

religions

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SILVER FORK



She gave them an etiquette lesson



about with which silver fork

to cut the pork



and with which silver knife

to

rend the flesh of

the cadavers of innocent

pigs on their plates