James, you said that Bush's attempt
to buy Turkey
was similar to the teen who couldn't
get a date and so took a hooker
to the prom..
may your wife join you in promoting
peace...
and Michelle Martin said
that if Iraq's neighbors
do not feel threatened,
Bush can be compared
to a man who buys a burglar
alarm for his neighbor
against the neighbor's will*
* both comments paraphrased