I wonder if Comrade Lenin's bulbous forehead
turned a shade of Bolshevik red
when he slipped into Comrade Kollontai's bed.
I wonder what might have been said
by Cousin Molotov, or Uncle Joe.
Lenin's affair was rather bourgeois and low.
(Of course, no one could ignore or deny the
horseface on his wife, Comrade Krupskaya.