[sung to the tune of "businessspeak"]
Tomorrow's prospects will be quite attractive---
so our game-plan will need to be pro-active.
Even if cheeses are moved, nothing blocks
the pathway if we think outside the box.
By noon, tomorrow, will be crucified
three men. By twilight, those three will have died:
two thieves (what are their names?) and bold Barabbas
(for him, that murderer, no one will sob! Us?---
we will stand by mocking with loud laughter).
I told Prefect Pilate---do not be nervous:
we will again deliver world-class service.
Our swift efficiency will pass the rafter
and break the ceiling (with a debauch after:
each of us will receive a ripe reward---
well fed, stone drunk, and young girls no longer ignored).