TOO MUCH INFORMATION
(T. Beechey)
I agreed to hear your story and I knew that I was wrong
Cause I knew you took your glory in going on too long
I've listened to you ramble and I cannot anymore
All my brains are scrambled, let me show you to the door
Too much information
Believe me, I am mired
No further explanations
Are needed or required
Too much information
I'm afraid I must resist
Here's my recommendation:
Thank you, you're dismissed
Some things should be left unsaid and that's your first mistake
You should keep quiet but instead you think you have to make
Every little detail known and every fact revealed
It's not your business, mind your own and keep your yapper sealed
Too much information
Believe me, I am mired
No further explanations
Are needed or required
Too much information
I've already got the gist
Here's my recommendation:
Kindly take me off your list
I thought I'd do a nice thing, lend a sympathetic ear
But you kept at it full swing and I did not need to hear
The who's and how's, the stuff unknown, the ins and outs and such
Could you please leave me alone? I'll thank you very much
Too much information
Believe me, I am mired
No further explanations
Are needed or required
Too much information
You can cease and desist
Here's my recommendation:
Sit in the wind and twist
I've listened to you ramble just like I knew you'd do
And I'd be willing to gamble you're not even halfway through
I'm better off not knowing all the details and the facts
Why don't you get going and just let me relax?
Too much information
Believe me, I am mired
No further explanations
Are needed or required
Too much information
Now I'm starting to get pissed
Here's my recommendation:
You'll find it in my fist