This is the story of George the Tap Dancing Dolphin as told by:
Merry and Stephanie
I'll only settle for singing and tap dancing dolphins.
Any other kind just doesn't cut it
This isn't a pity show.
And they have to do it well, too
Or they don't get a dime.
Because thats what you give a tap dancing dolphin, a dime.
Maybe a dollar, if he has a hat
A good hat.
With a feather.
Nothing cheap
Has to be classy, for a classy tap dancing, hat wearing, singing dolphin
With a bow tie.
Man, this dolphin is going to look sharp
He should deal cards too
Wow, I wish I was this dolphin
He's pretty awesome
Yeah, man
sparkly top hat and all
and a vest with sparkles
and shiny shoes.
on his uh
dolphin feet
he's going to be on Broadway someday
not if he doesn't give up the booze, he won't
I've tried to help him, but he's a slave to the bottle
thats why his wife left him, you know
with the kids, it's a sad sight. So much talent, and he threw it all away
now he's lucky to get dime shows at graduation parties
he used to be something!
now he cries himself to sleep at night
and has five o clock shadow at all hours of the day
he always smells of catsup and bad vodka
And he lays on his stained pink sofa thinking about how it used to be. Just wasting away
he hardly has the strength to call the call girls anymore
those skanky dolphin prostitutes he used to love when he was young
how his fire and passion has burnt out
but he still dances
he doesn't even care or love anymore
but he still dances
even without feet
he forgets about his worries
when he's up there
dancing for the drunks
and graduating seniors
they all laugh and throw beer battles and flat hats
he'll get them some day
when he's a star
And dancing under the bright lights again
just like the old days
when his hat was freshly laundered
and his vest was soft and new
the sparkles hardly sparkle anymore
and bowtie perfect
quite a sad dolphin that gave up on life
but still far from mediocre
he shines even when he's crying
he's heart may be broken, he's spirit as well. But he'll dance forever.
in tapdancing dolphin hell?
such a beautifully meloncholy story, this is.
it is, the dolphin, he's so much more than what he appears to be
why couldn't she love him like he loved her?
he gave up everything for them.
gave up his dream of being a world class surgeon
she was just tried of the drinking
and loved him when he danced
he did love the dancing, but he loved the feel of the metal and the heat of the lamp so much more
knowing that their life is in your hands
he had to quit medical school
when she got pregnant
with the twins
he thought he could make it, be a star
but she was greedy and pushed him
he started out dealing cards, but then one day he just got the spirit
it was amateur night, he didn't even know he was going to do it until he did
asked for his break and
changed his world
that was all before he took that first drink
peppermint schnapps in the back of his agent's limousine
nothing had ever tasted so sweet
and everything went downhill
boozing every night
spending the rent money on cheap wine and scotch
he began to smell like it. It became part of him. Seeping from his pores
running errands for the scuzzy guys at the corner
just for a few extra bucks
doing horrible things, fights, losses, all the girl dolphins he'd wake up next to and not know their names
that's when georgetta started to suspect something was up
lipstick on a sparkly collar
that wasn't hers
the magenta lipstick
A whore's lipstick
"do you even know her name?" she screamed, holding his vest in the air for all to see. the little one cried in the corner
"she said i could call her what i wanted." he mumbled.
and she turned away.
"get out" she said coldly
He stood stone
he looked up, trying to find some mercy in her cold fish's eyes
"Get out!" she screamed, tears swelling in those eyes
without even a kiss he left them, all of them, the little ones crying in the corner
he turned, stumbled on his graceful dancer's toe-things
and closed the door
leaving everyone, and part of himself
and a lot of his extra costumes
including the nice one
with the polka dots
He spent the night at a sushi bar, talking about the polka dots and Georgetta
to anyone who would listen
how she smelled, her eyes like water
he loved her
he drank harde liquor
shot after shot
he'd tell them when he'd had enough
and the person became two
he'd stare into his glass, as if he was trying to read the whiskey
the answers at the bottom of each glass, he'd keep searching and never find them
then look up into the bartender's unyielding eyes
'have another, mister'
yes, he thought he would
he took it, it felt warm in his cold stomach
and even now he was starting to forget the sound of her voice
the way it felt to hold little georgie in his dolphin arms
but never the look on her face as he walked out of the door and the sound of georgie's whimper that night
he keeps a lock of his little girls hair in his wallet
along with the pictures of all of them
he looks at when he's tired of forgettin
and when he wants to feel safe
cause its hard
living on the road
He'll hold on tight to faded photos
even a tap dancing dolphin can get scared sometimes
but he'll tap dance his way back into the limelight
and maybe then she'll come back to him
holding the kids fins and he'll smile and remember what love felt like
much warmer than the bourbon he chugged that night, he'll be
he'll kiss her and she'll have his polka dot costume
and she'll taste sweeter than any peppermint schnapps
And he'll hold her and they won't catch up because it doesn't matter what used to be, what mattered was right then
until he sees the newest little one.
'YOU BITCH!;
he'll scream
And turn away again
his heart tore in a thousand pieces
i never stopped loving you, how could you?
: "That's right! Leave" She'll scream "The kids are used to seeing you walk away!"
But she never listened, he did love her, he loved so much he couldn't breath
he really couldn't.
and there were shooting pains all up and down his arm.
and he was choking, and he was screaming but no words came out.
He grasped his chest
finally, a whimper, 'i love you georgetta, and i always have.'
: and looked at Georgetta
with her eyes like water
He fades away
and thus ends the life of george the tap dancing dolphin
what a life it was
I might start crying
Me too, me too.
His story must be told.
It will be told
To warn those of the evils of tap dancing, and dolphins
And the anger of Gerogetta
She killed him
That bitch.
It should've been her
I bet she thinks that everyday
When she tucks little ralphie in
That’s right, ralphie!
That cheating slut
And he wants to see daddy, but daddy never comes around because one’s dead and the other is a sleazy man she met on the street
She thinks his name may have been ralph
but she wasn't sure until later on
when she saw him on tv
for the green party
she let out a cry
but the kids never knew, or just pretended that they didn't
and mailed him a heart felt letter
asking for child support
she never got it
she doesn't vote for him anymore
if she wasn't a dolphin
and could vote
He just sent her buttons and stickers telling people to vote for him
and a tshirt
but she burns them all. With George's lighter
whch she used to clothe his naked son
and then she burned it, you know
when it was dirty
she doesn't like doing the laundry
yeah, its so much easier this way
back when she and George were together, he washed the clothes
mostly because he always had vomit all over them
and she wouldn't clean that up
plus, they smelled like catsup
but now everything's different
she visits his grave sometimes
brings him daisies
to replace the old ones
sometimes she still thinks about him dancing and wonders if he's eyes ever lit like that when he was with one of the dolphin girls, if being with them was ever like dancing
it always was with her
because she was his love
years later she found a phone number in the pocket of his polkadotted vest
'from rose'
it said
smelled of sex and cheap perfume
she called it
but she hung up after the first ring
She wanted to cry
but she thought she could maybe find a piece of him
even if she had to find it in someone else
she wanted to taste him, to feel him again
she was sorry.
But he'll never know
she thought
but maybe he did.
or does.
or will.
hopefully
I guess he won't be singing at your graduation, stephanie
I know, I'll have to start a tribute band
It'll be called, "Faded Polka Dot Sparkles"
And we'll sing songs for him while we try not to cry
Songs he used to sing, and some new ones
And we'll hire a tap dancer, even if they won't be the same.
And we can invite georgie, georgina, jorge and ralphie to all the shows
And georgetta, i suppose
Though it may only make her sadder
And they'll remember their father as I tap dance
They won't care I'm bad, they'll think of George
And maybe they'll follow in his footsteps
Join the band someday
We can only hope
I bet ralphie will.
That'd be ironic.
And I'll hold his dolphin hand and teach him the dances
Even if he's the product of an affair
I hate to think what he would look like
a ralph nader dolphin?
I guess he'd look a bit like a merman
or maid, whichever
but if he was all dolphin, he could be george's
and he died for naught
I suppose
maybe they won't know until he's older
and his tap dancing ability comes out of nowhere
even though he looks like ralph nader, they'll all say
“he's his father's boy”
and everyone will love ralphie’s tap dancing
and he won't give in to the booze
his sparkles won't be polkadot
but they'll be there
it'll be grand
everyone will smile as he dancing like air
faster than anyone who came bfore
moving but not moving at all, people will be amazed and they'll say: "there's the son of a great tap dancer, and look at him, he's got his father's feet"
err, fins
he'll start 'ralph georgeson's school for tapdancing, singing, sparkly, card dealing, recovering alcoholic dolphins' with a healthy donation from ralph nader
rgstsscrad
thats what they'll call it
they'll have quite a large attendance
people will come from all around to talk about their past problems with alcohol and sparkle suits
georgette will be a big speaker
and she'll talk about trust and love
and how she took george for granted
and there will be a statue of george in the hall
'to my fallen comrades'
it will say
with his shoes and hat
and gloves
of course
black gloves.
and a cane, too.
his best costume
the one he left behind
and she didn't burn
the one she found the number in
she's forgiven him
deep down she knew she always had
but she wanted to feel strong, so she pushed him away
Merry: this was indeed a fine story
Merry: i'm off to take a nap
Merry: but i'll never forget!
Stephanie: nor will I
Stephanie: bye merry!
Stephanie: go and dream of pretty things that won't get left behind
lmao. second best animal based poem i've ever read. you were taking the piss when you critiqued my poem but i forgive you.