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this just in
cameras flashing
papers rattling
chairs clattering
silence fills the room...
newsbreaks, world wide
one for the books
the whole world
of republicans shook
heads nodded
and faces of disbelief
hearing the words
we have a vacancy
for the remainder of
the 2000 elected presidency
as you know
bush approved the small pox vaccine
but i guess small pox disagreed
bush wanted to be patriotic and get his shot first
we're so sorry to say
that's not all he got
first generalized small pox on his right arm
we weren't worried at first
but then it began to spread
and we here to announce bush has dropped dead
and when cheney heard the report
his raggedy heart finally gave out
and a sigh of relief has overcome the land
but let’s not get too excited
let's see what happens next
in the chain of command
but at least the world is rid of
that stupid ass texan...
i'll take any questions now.
Robyn V. Evans
