I met her online
and she made me feel fine.
She's funny and hot,
she makes me feel caught.
I want to be with her,
I wish this would occur.
I would grab her,
and emit a purr.
And even though we're far away,
every word she says makes me sway.
I wish I could get into her bed,
I'd lay on top of her like a piece of bread.
We should really get together,
We could lay together in bad weather.
She is in my dreams,
making me emit screams.
I want her next to me,
this is my daily plea.
Someday I'll make her mine
and then I'll never again whine.