I am mentally challenged. Part 1

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Comedy Poems.

The plane fell down.
It squished my cat.
Splattered the curtains.
And destroyed the mat.

I ate a sandwich.
It tasted like sex.
I went to Walmart on
a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

I ate some spaghetti.
And some 2 dollar cakes.
Still Had some money.
So I bought some rakes.

Went to the bucket.
To get some chicken.
Kernal was there.
He was finger lick'n.

His mouth had opened.
He was gulping the juice.
I looked outside,
and I seen a moose.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is what I have to live with.
This is what I am thinking of on a daily basis.

I hope enjoy my amazing poem. I think it is great work.
A masterpiece.

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cassiebee's picture

oh my goodness. hahaha... a

oh my goodness. hahaha... a look inside of a guy's brain... i think i'll reconsider next time i ask what guys actually think about;) lol
but good and funny poem:)


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cassyjerrett's picture

i like this a lot:) its funny

i like this a lot:) its funny and to the point. i will admit this made my day:) thanks for sharing it:)